Small Talk, book release

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My new collection of aphorisms, Small Talk, is now available. Ebook versions can be downloaded for free here. If you prefer a physical copy, you can go here and Lulu Press will make one just for you.

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This is a work of nonsense, meant to be used only for divination. Any resemblance to actual reality is entirely hallucinatory.

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here are some early reviews:

the blank spaces contain much wisdom ~ Lao Tzu

it made me wish I never learned how to read ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

it is not short enough ~ H. L. Mencken

very good to level my harpsichord ~ J. S. Bach

this book contains timeless wisdom, in the sense that you shouldn’t waste your time on it ~ Plato

eventually, it will turn into average compost ~ Masanobu Fukuoka

not worth the time it took to write this review ~ Napoleon

better than coal; great to give to naughty children ~ Santa Claus

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You might also be interested in my other books, including aphorisms, but also essays, short stories and a novel, all of which can be found here.